The night kicked off with some goblin battling. So vicious were our heroes that 2 of them failed to notice that they were already dead and continued pummeling them. Brunhilda attacked a vicious orc that turned out to be her own reflection and set off a spear trap. There was also much dancing between the rooms.
The sorceress decided to be a spectator for the next battle, cheering her companions on from her floating disc. Bavmorda spotted some treasure and decided to grappling down, failing her climb check and plodding on her but almost impaling herself on the spikes, and alerting nearby orcs to their presence. All her companions raced to her rescue, except the ranger who jumped to the ground just in time to see the final blow of battle.
The group then comes across a little glowing lizard. They spent more time standing in the door theorizing that the lizard shocks itself for sexual gratification (complete with impressions from Andy) than it took to kill the little guy. The sorceress teased a hobgoblin who proclaimed his love for her with his dying breath. This battle also proved the beginning of language that proves inappropriate to repeat.
A quick climb up a ladder results in 2 characters in battle and 2 receiving a divine inspiration to run through the forest naked.
They then find two dwarves, one is familiar (Pilch the guide) and the other is wielding....dun, dun, don, da...Frosty!!! The barbarian raged and they quickly dispatched the unfamiliar dwarf who earned a place on Brunhilda's belt. And so the interrogation began.
The immortal words, "You lied to me, Pilchy" were uttered. Everyone failed their sense motives, that is everyone but the fatigued, low intelligence half orc who knows absolutely that he is lying. The dwarf is tied up and threatened. It is then that the entire group learns what Scotch-Hobbling is (if you don't know, I urge you to leave it that way).
The party decides to drag Pilch to the mayor and figure out what's up. They ran into Fern and there was much discussion on the best action. Also some talk of Pilch being the mayors gay dwarf lover. The mayor confrontation didn't go well and resulted in the comrades being chased out of town by an angry mob. They grabbed some horses and fought the guards blocking the exits (The sorceress fell off her horse in battle).
They made it out of town and headed for Pyre's hometown Cocoa (Coco, or cocoville, et al) with Pilch's face on Brunhilda's horse's butt. Pyre's parents welcomed us, and we got the Mayor of said town on our side. We decided to see crazy Cletus (straight out of Deliverance) to shrink some heads and make Pilch squeal.
Summary of events:
Bodies shaken and tossed on spikes or in river: at least 6
IRL happenings: 1 Deer crazed dog, 2 manly beards growing, a few hit lists and much talk of firearms
Critical Hits doing less than 3 damage: 1 (Bav-Mor-Da!)
New heads added to Brunhilda's Belt: 2 (dwarf & praying mantis)
Skyclad adventurers: 2
F-Bombs dropped: 13413874 (For F's Sake!!!)
A great night of adventuring!!
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